{"id":8800,"date":"2024-04-05T23:33:38","date_gmt":"2024-04-05T23:33:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=8800"},"modified":"2024-04-05T23:33:38","modified_gmt":"2024-04-05T23:33:38","slug":"i-was-driving-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=8800","title":{"rendered":"I was driving when.."},"content":{"rendered":"

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I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding. Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.<\/p>\n

Now I began to think that this was quite funny, so I drove even slower as I passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed. \ufeffI tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail\u2019s pace. Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt. You know, you just can\u2019t fix stupid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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