{"id":8879,"date":"2024-04-07T13:41:14","date_gmt":"2024-04-07T13:41:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=8879"},"modified":"2024-04-07T13:41:14","modified_gmt":"2024-04-07T13:41:14","slug":"the-best-divorce-letter-ever-dear-wife-im-keeping-in-touch-with-you-this-letter-to-let-you-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=8879","title":{"rendered":"THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER! Dear Wife, I\u2019m keeping in touch with you this letter to let you know"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I\u2019m penning this letter to inform you that I\u2019m leaving you for good. Despite my efforts over 7 years, our relationship has yielded nothing but misery. Your recent actions, like quitting your job without a word, are the final straw. Your indifference and neglect are crystal clear. I can only assume you\u2019ve lost interest or found someone else. Regardless, I\u2019m moving on.<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t bother looking for me; your sister and I are starting a new life in West Virginia. Goodbye, Your EX-Husband, Ex-Wife\u2019s Response: Dear Ex-Husband, Receiving your letter made my day. Let\u2019s be honest, you\u2019ve hardly been a model husband. Your constant complaints drove me to my soaps for solace. And that haircut? Let\u2019s just say it wasn\u2019t my cup of tea. As for the silk boxers, I thought they were a gift for someone else, given the price tag. And speaking of gifts, remember when I won the lottery? I had plans for us, but you disappeared. Life moves on, and so will I, now rich and free. Your letter ensures you won\u2019t share in my fortune. Take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich and Free P.S. My sister Carla was born Carl. Hope that\u2019s not an issue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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