{"id":8981,"date":"2024-04-08T18:54:57","date_gmt":"2024-04-08T18:54:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=8981"},"modified":"2024-04-08T18:54:57","modified_gmt":"2024-04-08T18:54:57","slug":"there-was-a-man-who-had-three-girlfriends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=8981","title":{"rendered":"There was a man who had three girlfriends"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn’t know which one to marry..<\/p>\n

As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they would spend it.<\/p>\n

The first girlfriend went out and got herself a complete makeover. <\/p>\n

She told him, “I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much.”<\/p>\n

The second went shopping and bought the man new golf clubs, an iPad and an 80-inch flatscreen TV. <\/p>\n

She said, “I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much.”<\/p>\n

The third woman took the $5,000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned $5,000 to the man and re-invested the rest. <\/p>\n

She said, “I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.”<\/p>\n

The man thought long and hard about how each of his girlfriends had spent the money, and then he decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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