{"id":9157,"date":"2024-04-11T19:27:38","date_gmt":"2024-04-11T19:27:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=9157"},"modified":"2024-04-11T19:27:38","modified_gmt":"2024-04-11T19:27:38","slug":"two-women-were-taiking-in-heaven-hi-sylvia-howd-you-passed-away-fuii-story-he","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=9157","title":{"rendered":"Two women were taIking in Heaven. Hi, Sylvia! How\u2019d you passed away\u2026. fuII story he.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two women were talking in Heaven. Hi, SyIvia! How\u2019d you die?I froze to de ath.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_0079.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"187\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9158\" \/><\/p>\n<p>How horrible said the other woman! It wasn\u2019t so bad repIied Sylvia.<\/p>\n<p>After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy. Eventually I died a peaceful death. What about you?<\/p>\n<p>2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.<\/p>\n<p>I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early so that I couId catch him in the act.<\/p>\n<p>But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.<\/p>\n<p>1st woman: So, what happened?<\/p>\n<p>2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house Iooking.<\/p>\n<p>I ran up into the attic and searched. Then I scurried down into the basement. After that, I went through every cIoset and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere!<\/p>\n<p>Finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and dI ed.<\/p>\n<p>1st woman: Too bad you didn\u2019t look in the freezer. We\u2019d both still be alive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two women were talking in Heaven. Hi, SyIvia! How\u2019d you die?I froze to de ath. How horrible said the other woman! It wasn\u2019t so bad repIied Sylvia&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9159,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9157"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9160,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9157\/revisions\/9160"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}