Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place:
\nFirst guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”<\/p>\n
Second guy: “That’s nothing! I had to promise my wife I’d build her a new deck for the pool.”<\/p>\n
Third guy: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I’ll remodel the kitchen for her.”<\/p>\n
They continued to fish, until they realized the fourth guy had not said a word.<\/p>\n
So they asked him. “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”<\/p>\n
Fourth guy: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, “Fishing, or Sex,” and she said, “Wear sun-block.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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