{"id":97,"date":"2023-11-21T22:13:56","date_gmt":"2023-11-21T22:13:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=97"},"modified":"2023-11-21T22:13:56","modified_gmt":"2023-11-21T22:13:56","slug":"my-wife-called-me-as-i-was-sat-in-the-pub-last-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=97","title":{"rendered":"My wife called me as I was sat in the p\u00f9b last night\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-98\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5261-300x242.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"242\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5261-300x242.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_5261.png 417w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>My wife called me as I was sat in the pub last night.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ve cooked dinner,\u201d she screamed, \u201cAnd if you\u2019re not home within 20 minutes I\u2019m going to feed it to the dog.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWoooah! That\u2019s bang out of order!\u201d I said, \u201cIt\u2019s not his fault.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife called me as I was sat in the pub last night. \u201cI\u2019ve cooked dinner,\u201d she screamed, \u201cAnd if you\u2019re not home within 20 minutes I\u2019m&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":98,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":99,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions\/99"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/98"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}