A call in sick.
Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining about severe abdominal pains. We rushed to the emergency room, where tests were…
The Ugly Suit.
When the manager of a men’s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the…
Norman, an old retired sailor
Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old-time’s sake. He engages a woman of the night…
Former Celebrity Couple Spotted During a Sunny Beach Escape: Do You Remember Them?
Let’s be honest: nobody does classic, unapologetic glamour quite like Kelly Brook. The British icon has always known how to turn a simple seaside stroll into an…
During a sermon a pastor announced
During a sermon a pastor announced, “If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left. “ All the men in the church moved to…
Why He Called Her a Ballerina
A large woman wearing a sleeveless summer dress walked into a busy London pub. She confidently raised one arm to get everyone’s attention and called out, “Which…
John was awakened at 4:00 a.m.
John, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4:00 a.m. by his ringing telephone. Your dog’s barking, and it’s keeping me awake,”…
This woman cut off her long hair, and the transformation is unbelievable. She looked so much older before, but after changing her hairstyle, she became almost unrecognizable.
At first glance, this woman looked like someone who had always been known for her long hair. For years, it had been a part of her identity,…
Video: Two blondes are in heaven
Two blondes are in heaven. One asks the other, “How did you die? “ “I froze to death, ” says the second. “That’s awful, “says the first…
A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio
A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio and speaking to each other about their grandchildren. “I send gifts, greeting cards, and checks to my…