An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy
In the men’s bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally…
The Most Emotional Funeral Service He’d Ever Played
The Most Emotional Funeral Service He’d Ever Played As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funer@l director to play at a…
The Lion Had No Idea What He Was Getting Into
The Lion Had No Idea What He Was Getting Into 😂 A hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes…
Four strangers found themselves traveling together.
Four strangers found themselves traveling together in the same compartment of a European train: two men and two women, all facing one another. One woman was a…
Celebrity Pair Spotted Enjoying a Sunny Beach Day!: Can You Recognize Them?
There is something undeniably magnetic about watching two people fall completely, unapologetically head-over-heels in love. We’ve all been there—that blissful, floating state where the rest of the…
Why Do Jeans Get Weird Ripples After Washing?
You toss your favorite pair of jeans in the wash, predicting them to come out clean and fresh. But when you pull them from the dryer, you…
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning.
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?”…
The Lawyer Asked One Question Too Many
A defense attorney, famous for being obnoxious and picking apart minor details, was cross-examining a forensic pathologist in court, attempting to dismiss the @utopsy report. The lawyer…
A woman sat down on a park bench
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came…
The Officer Was Ready to Hear an Excuse
The Officer Was Ready to Hear an Excuse An old man was driving his Lambo with 100 miles/hour when suddenly he saw the police chasing him. So,…