The Amish Traffic Stop
An Amish woman was driving her horse and buggy into town to buy supplies when she was stopped by a highway patrolman. “I’m not going to give…
A census taker in a rural area
A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When an old woman came to the door, he asked her how many…
Stop cheating, Johnny!
When Johnny’s history teacher suspected him of copying Mary’s test, he wasn’t ready to admit a thing. The teacher pointed out that their answers to questions about…
Why He Called Her a Ballerina
A large woman wearing a sleeveless summer dress walked into a busy London pub. She confidently raised one arm to get everyone’s attention and called out, “Which…
His Wife Told Him to Take a Few Days Off — Then He Asked Why 😂
A married couple wakes up one morning, and while still lying in bed, the wife turns to her husband and says, “Maybe you shouldn’t go to work…
Kitchen tool
Moving into a new place means discovering more than unfamiliar cupboards and awkward light switches. Sometimes, previous owners leave behind objects that resist an easy explanation: an…
Video: An old Italian man goes to church for confession
An old Italian man goes to church for confession. He starts: “Father, forgive me, for I have sinned. During the war, I hid a young Jewish girl…
Three weeks before her wedding, my daughter looked me in the eyes and said, “Your life is nothing to be proud of, Mom. Don’t come to my wedding!” Then she smiled. “But you’re still paying for everything, right?”
Three weeks before my daughter’s wedding, she told me my life was nothing to admire and that I wasn’t welcome at the ceremony. Yet she still expected…
Video: Doorbell Rings While Showering
A man and his girlfriend are in the shower when the doorbell rings. The girl is just getting out and says, “I’ll get it. She goes to…
My husband moved my 70-year-old mother onto an air mattress in the basement while she was staying with us during chemotherapy. His explanation? “I’m the man of the house.” What I did next taught him a lesson he would never forget.
My husband moved my 70-year-old mother onto an air mattress in our basement while she was staying with us for chemotherapy. His explanation was simple: “I’m the…