The girl’s father was leaving for an extended tour of the Pacific about a naval ship and was not expected to return for several months.
So, his family stood on the shore and waved to the ship as he pulled away from the harbor. When the police officer heard the children shouting goodbye, he stepped in with a helping hand.
He gave the four-year-old daughter use of his PA system, allowing her to say ‘goodbye’ and ‘I love you’ into the microphone and amplifying her voice across the water.
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Perly Gates by St. Peter. He says, “Ladies, you all led such wonderful…
A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A…
A lady failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question, “You are…
A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that…
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”…
FINALLY…THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by…