Three Bikers Picked the Wrong Man
An elderly man was sitting peacefully by himself in a booth at a roadside diner, quietly enjoying his morning breakfast.
Suddenly, the front door swung open and three loud, aggressive bikers swaggered inside. Looking to stir up some trouble, they immediately spotted the old man sitting alone and marched straight over to his table to intimidate him.
Without saying a word, they began their assault:
The first biker took his lit cigarette and ruthlessly extinguished it right in the middle of the old man’s stack of pancakes.
The second biker leaned over, sneered, and spat his chewing tobacco directly into the man’s hot cup of coffee.
The third biker violently slammed his hand across the table, shoving the entire ruined meal onto the floor.
The diner went dead silent. Everyone expected a massive fight, but the old man didn’t even flinch. He didn’t raise his voice, and he didn’t say so much as a single word. Instead, he calmly took a napkin, wiped his hands, slid out of the booth, and walked up to the counter. He paid the waitress for his meal, turned around, and exited the diner.
The three bikers chuckled loudly, thoroughly amused by their own cruelty. They slid into the booth the old man had just vacated and waved the waitress over.
“Pff, he wasn’t much of a man, was he?” one of the bikers laughed, looking for approval.
The waitress looked out the front window, shook her head slowly, and replied:
“No… and he’s not much of a driver either. He just backed his massive 18-wheeler straight over three motorcycles.”
The first American decides to talk about the strangest patients he had had. “This woman’s v*lva was like an apple!” He explained.
The second American shakes his head “That’s nothing! I had a patient with a v*lva like a peach!”
The European Dr, not wanting to be outdone by his new American friends said…
“We too talk about this! I found a woman with one like a watermelon!”
The first American laughs and the second American frowns and says. “Thats impossible! How would she walk?”
The European Doctor looks puzzled before saying:
“Oh you Americans, always obsessed with size. I thought we were talking about flavor!”
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1. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”
2. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, “Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know, would run into it and I should turn red in the face.”
“Yes, sir,” the class said.
“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in an ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”
Bobby shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”
