A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big.
It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!”
Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife
who completely brushes him off.
“What’s wrong?” he asks.
She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-a*s grill for one little weenie?”
A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A…
I came home from work and was stunned to find my stepmother, Karen, and my dad waiting for me. Without warning, Karen said, “You need to move…
A man goes to hell ered. The devil greets him and says “you have to pick your torture, pick wisely because this will be your torture for…
At his father Arnold’s funeral, Ryan is shaken when his dog, Bella, bolts into the church and starts barking furiously at the closed casket. Sensing something is…
A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, “How is that even possible?” Husband replied, “Well,…
When you fall in love with someone, you usually believe it’s forever. The reality is that things don’t always turn out as expected and people get separated…