Three Kids Are Arguing

At lunch the first boy says, “My dad is the fastest because he is a brick layer & when he drops a brick from the 5th floor he can run to the ground level & be there before the brick hits!”

“Not bad,” says the 2nd boy, “But my dad is faster.”

“He is a professional archer.

When he shoots an arrow at the bulls-eye he can reach it before the arrow does!”

“That’s pretty fast,” says the 3rd boy, “But not as fast as my old man.”

“My dad works for the Government as a public servant, & when he finishes work at 5pm, he can get home by 2:30pm!”

Related Posts

He weighed 268 kg. Today, he inspires thousands with his impressive weight loss.

He weighed 268 kg. Today, he inspires thousands with his impressive weight loss.

ami Lyn Murrell became known to a wider audience thanks to the sixth season of “My 600 lb Life.” Originally from Kentucky, she initially weighed almost 670…

White Residue in Eggs: Should You Panic or Stay Calm? What You Discover Might Shock You…

White Residue in Eggs: Should You Panic or Stay Calm? What You Discover Might Shock You…

Everything was going great… until now. I was going to make a simple breakfast like every morning. But when I cracked an egg, I froze instantly. There…

My father prioritized his own freedom instead of supporting me—and I’m still coming to terms with it

My father prioritized his own freedom instead of supporting me—and I’m still coming to terms with it

When my dad sold his motorcycle shop after 50 years and bought a Harley for a solo retirement trip, I felt abandoned. At 42, buried in bills…

Elephant Womb…

Elephant Womb…

Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl. The first man said, “I think it’s…

The Dog, The Rooster And The Fox

The Dog, The Rooster And The Fox

A Dog and a rooster, who were the best of friends, wished very much to see something of the world. So they decided to leave the farmyard…

Video: Woman left instructions for the repairman but he decided not to listen

Video: Woman left instructions for the repairman but he decided not to listen

The truth is that men don’t always listen! No matter what you say, they still do what they believe is the right thing. Sadly, this was true…