Tommy Got!

Tommy got kicked out of class today.

The teacher asked him:

“If I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Jane, £5 to Clair & £5 to Katie, what would you have?”

Apparently… Three blow jobs and enough for a kebab was the wrong answer!

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