The Navy realized they had too many officers, so they came up with a special early retirement bonus:
š° $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points on their body! š°
First officer steps up and says, āMeasure me from the top of my head to my toes.ā
Result? 6 feet = $72,000. Not bad!
The second officer gets clever. āMeasure from my fingertips to my toes!ā
Boom! 8 feet = $96,000. Even better!
Then comes a grizzled old Chief. When asked where he wants to be measured, he smirks and says:
āFrom the tip of my weenieā¦ to my testicles.ā š³
The pension officer tries to talk him out of it, but the Chief insists.
A medical officer arrives to take the measurement. The Chief drops his pants, and the doc starts measuringā¦
Then suddenly stops and says, āUhā¦ Chiefā¦ where are your testicles?ā šØ
The Chief calmly repliesā¦
āVietnam.ā
