The Navy realized they had too many officers, so they came up with a special early retirement bonus:
đ° $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points on their body! đ°
First officer steps up and says, âMeasure me from the top of my head to my toes.â
Result? 6 feet = $72,000. Not bad!
The second officer gets clever. âMeasure from my fingertips to my toes!â
Boom! 8 feet = $96,000. Even better!
Then comes a grizzled old Chief. When asked where he wants to be measured, he smirks and says:
âFrom the tip of my weenie⌠to my testicles.â đł
The pension officer tries to talk him out of it, but the Chief insists.
A medical officer arrives to take the measurement. The Chief drops his pants, and the doc starts measuringâŚ
Then suddenly stops and says, âUh⌠Chief⌠where are your testicles?â đ¨
The Chief calmly repliesâŚ
âVietnam.â
