The Navy realized they had too many officers, so they came up with a special early retirement bonus:
? $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points on their body! ?
First officer steps up and says, “Measure me from the top of my head to my toes.”
Result? 6 feet = $72,000. Not bad!
The second officer gets clever. “Measure from my fingertips to my toes!”
Boom! 8 feet = $96,000. Even better!
Then comes a grizzled old Chief. When asked where he wants to be measured, he smirks and says:
“From the tip of my weenie… to my testicles.” ?
The pension officer tries to talk him out of it, but the Chief insists.
A medical officer arrives to take the measurement. The Chief drops his pants, and the doc starts measuring…
Then suddenly stops and says, “Uh… Chief… where are your testicles?” ?
The Chief calmly replies…
“Vietnam.”
