Three elderly brothers—96, 94, and 92—still live together in the old family house.
One evening, the 96-year-old runs a bath. He puts one foot in and freezes.
“Hey!” he shouts down the stairs. “Was I getting in or out of the tub?”
The 94-year-old calls back, “No idea! I’ll come check!”
Halfway up the stairs, he stops and yells, “Wait… was I going up or coming down?”
The youngest, 92, is sitting in the kitchen, sipping coffee and shaking his head.
“Man, I hope I never get that forgetful,” he mutters. He knocks on the table for good luck.
Then he stands up, walks to the door, and says, “I’ll be right there—as soon as I see who’s knocking!”
