A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it was true what they said about men with big feet being endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, “Shore is, little lady. Why don’t you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?
“The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him $200. Blushing, he said, “Well, thankee, ma’am. Ah, ’m real flattered.
Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before. “Don’t be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”
