Video: A terribly overweight blonde woman

A terribly overweight blonde woman goes to her doctor about her weight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

“I want you to eat vegetables and grains for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for

2 weeks and the next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the blonde returned, the doctor was shocked to find she had lost nearly 20 pounds.

“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”

The blonde nodded and said, “I have to tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead after the third day.”

“From hunger, you mean?”

“No, from skipping.”

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