A husband & wife visited a farm. They saw a bull mating with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager.
Wife: “How many times does a bull mate a day?”
Manager replied: “6 times a day.”
The wife looked at her husband & said “…. u see!”
Then the husband asked the manager.
Husband: “U mean 6 times a day with the same cow?”
Manager replied: “No, no, with different cows everyday.”
Husband looked at his wife & said: ” ….u see!”
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