A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman:
“I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen”.
The surprised salesman replies:
“But madam, computers do not have curtains…”.
And the blonde said:
“Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!!!”
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Ina met Jeffrey Garten at 15, when he was a Dartmouth student and her brother’s friend. They married in December 1968, beginning a partnership that would weather…
A man was driving his motor caravan through town when suddenly he saw the bright flash of a traffic camera. He frowned and checked his speedometer. “That’s…