A man was in his front yard mowing the grass when his blonde neighbor stepped out of her house and walked straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back inside.
A few minutes later, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it, and once again slammed it shut before stomping back into the house.
As the man finished mowing and was about to start edging the lawn, she appeared a third time, looking even more frustrated. She stomped over to the mailbox, yanked it open, and slammed it shut harder than ever.
Curious, the man called out, “Is everything okay?”
She huffed and said, “No! My stupid computer keeps telling me I’ve got mail!”
