A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…
… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.
His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” sighs the husband.
She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” says the wife.
“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?”
An old man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test. “Here is your first question.” The foreman says….
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A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came…
A blonde got tired of all the jokes about her hair and intelligence. So she dyed her hair, got a makeover, and decided to take a drive…
A man was brought into the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, with tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted in…
Katie Price, 46, recently made an appearance in Rhyl, North Wales, ahead of her adult Easter pantomime performance of Pinocchio, showcasing her noticeably taut facial features, the…