Every day, the same thing: ham and eggs

A guy goes to the same diner every day, looks over the menu, and always orders the same thing: ham and eggs.

Every day, the same thing: ham and eggs.

The waitress decides to play a trick on him and scratches it from the menu.

He comes in and she says,

“You know that thing you like so much? I scratched it.”

“Well, wash off your hand and get me some ham and eggs”

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