Did you ever get a look at yourself in a photo and think, “I need a haircut,” or “I need to get back into shape?” Well, some people get a look at a recent photo and think, “When did that tree grow a phallus?” or, “Why is my best friend punching me in the crotch?”

If it’s true that a “picture is worth a thousand words,” then these innocent photos that look dirty, but are actually totally innocent, are worth one thousand and one words, at least.

These images aren’t actually filthy – they’re clean photos for your dirty mind. This article contains seemingly dirty pictures that are totally safe for work … but an unsuspecting coworker might do a double take.
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It Might Be Time For New Uniforms

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It’s All About The Angles

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In All Fairness, This Picture Is Already Pretty Strange

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Sometimes Eyelids Can Look Like… Other Things

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Just A Drawing Of Scissors… Nothing To See Here

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Storm Of The Century

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Buoyant Boobies

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Insert Sexual Soccer Innuendo Here


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Vagina Punch

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Hold My Hair Back; I Forgot My Clippy

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Not Just Hanging Out – Wanging Out

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Does A Bear Sh*t In The Woods?