A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…
… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.
His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” sighs the husband.
She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” says the wife.
“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?”
A nurse instructed a shy patient to strip down and put on a medical gown before the doctor’s examination. “Right here in front of you?” the man…
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how much…
On a crowded bus, a college girl kept holding tightly onto a banana in her back pocket, afraid it might get squashed in the crowd—after all, it…
A police officer pulled over an elderly woman named Margaret for speeding. She rolled down her window and gave the young officer a sweet smile. “Ma’am, do…
Nearly a century ago, before kitchens became sleek spaces of hidden heating elements and silent automation, breakfast looked—and felt—very different. On countless wooden tables sat a strange,…
On a typical Los Angeles afternoon, Addison Rae was recently seen out in the city, moving through that familiar blend of sunlight, traffic noise, and half-finished conversations…