An old lady puts an ad in the paper, looking for a husband…
She decides honesty is the best policy, and sets three rules that applicants must meet:
They must not run around on her.
They must not h*t her.
They must be good in b*d.
A few days go by after she placed her ad, when the doorbell rings. She opens the door to find an old guy sitting there in a wheel chair. He has no arms and no legs.
The old lady asks if she can help him and he says he’s there about her ad.
“But you don’t have any legs,” she says.
Just means I can’t run around on ya,” the old guy replies.
But…you don’t have any arms…”
“Just means I won’t hit ya.”
The old lady nods and says, “Okay, but are you good in bed?”
The old guy just smiles. “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
