A nurse instructed a shy patient to strip down and put on a medical gown before the doctor’s examination.

“Right here in front of you?” the man asked, blushing furiously.

“Don’t worry,” the nurse reassured him. “I’m a professional with over twenty years of experience. I’ve seen thousands of naked bodies.”

“Yeah, but not like mine,” the man sighed. “You’ll die laughing.”

“I promise you on my honor as a nurse, I will absolutely not laugh,” she insisted.

Reluctantly, the massive man stripped down and stepped out of his underwear. The nurse’s eyes went wide. In front of her stood a giant of a man, but equipped with the absolute smallest male organ she had ever seen in her life—it was practically identical to an AAA battery in length and width.

Despite her best efforts to stay professional, a loud giggle escaped her lips, followed by a brief fit of laughter. Horrified at her own behavior, she quickly clamped a hand over her mouth and composed herself.

“I am so incredibly sorry!” she apologized profusely. “I don’t know what came over me, and I swear it won’t happen again. Now, please tell me, what seems to be the problem today?”

The patient looked down sadly and replied:

“It’s heavily swollen.”

The nurse bolted out of the room.