An elderly man lay on his d3athbed.



An elderly man lay on his d3athbed, surrounded by his wife, three kids, and a nurse.

With a deep breath, he began speaking:

“Bill, you get the Beverly Hills houses.

Mary, the offices in the Center are yours.

Debra, the apartments over the L.A. Plaza are all yours.

And my dear wife, you take all the residential buildings near downtown.”

The nurse, wide-eyed, said, “Wow, your husband must’ve been an incredible man to amass so much property to leave behind.”

The wife sighed and replied, “What property? The guy had a paper route!”

LOL!!

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