A married man was visiting his girlfriend
Just a joke. Don’t take marriage advice from this post ?
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she asked him to shave off his beard.
“Oh, Brian,” she said. “Please shave it off. I want to see all of your handsome face.”
“I can’t,” Brian replied. “My wife loves this beard. She’d k*ll me if I shaved it off!”
“Please…” she pleaded in a teasing voice.
Brian finally gives in and shaves off the beard.
Later that night, Brian crawls into bed while his wife is sleeping. She wakes up and feels his face in the dark. Then she says,
“Oh, Kevin, you shouldn’t be here now. Brian will be home shortly!”
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After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: “Dear, I have something very serious to tell you.”
Husband: “What’s up?”
Wife: “According to DNA test results, this is not our child.”
Husband: “Well don’t you remember? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had a wet nappy and you said, “Eddie, go and change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.”
