The old lady is in the supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the manager asks if he can help.

“I’m looking for Broccoli.”

He informs her that they are out of stock, and she leaves.

An hour later, she is back, throwing the frozen veggies onto the floor. The irate manager asks again if he can help.

“I’m looking for Broccoli.”

Once again, he informs her that they are out of stock.

15 mins before closing, she comes stalking straight to the frozen veggies, as she is about to start throwing them out, the very irritated manager asks whether I can help.

“I’m looking for Broccoli.”

The Manager asks Madam can you spell Dog in Dogmore.

She says yes, ”DOG.”

Very good, can you spell Cat in Catsdelight?”

She says, “CAT.”

“Very good, now can you spell F in Broccoli?”

She says, ” There’s no F in Broccoli.“

“Madam, I’ve been trying to tell you that all day!!!”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

An Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus.

An old lady entered a crowded bus.

I was on a very crowded bus, and an old woman with a walker got on.

All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining standing places, but she stands close to me, staring me in the eyes.

After 5 minutes of this, I kindly ask, ‘May I help you?’

She replies, “Yes, I have been waiting here for 5 minutes now, and you have not offered to give me your seat.“

“Can you give me a good reason why I should?”

I can give you 5. I am an old woman of 86. I have near paralysis in my left leg, a hip that has been replaced twice, my husband died 3 days ago, and every second I stand up is pure agony. Can you give me as many reasons why you deserve the seat?”

Sadly, only one. I’m the f-reakin’ driver.”

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