A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax.
After awhile a beggar came up to her and said,
“Hello, Luv, how about us going for a walk together?”
“How dare you!” said the woman, “I’m not one of your cheap pickups!”
“Well, then,” said the beggar,
“What are you doing in my bed?”
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