A young good looking woman married an old man.

The marriage was pretty good except for the bedroom. The old man just couldn’t please her. One day they decided to go to the doctor.

The woman told the doctor:
“No matter how long or often we try, he just can’t please me.”

The doctor said:
“I have a solution for your problem. You guys have to find a younger man and take him with you into the b*droom.”

The old man was a little angry.
“What the hell is the young man supposed to do he asked?”

The doctor replied:
“The younger man will wave towel at your wife while you guys are intim@te.”

So they found a young good looking guy who was willing to wave a towel at the old man’s wife, while he was trying to please her.

They tried over and over, but he still couldn’t please his wife.

After many tries his wife suggested to swap the mens roles. The old man wasn’t very happy about it, but agreed.

So the young guy got on his wife and they started h@ving int*rc0urse. The old man waved the towel at his wife and watched them. After a minute his wife was finally pleased.

And the old guy told the young man:
“This is how you’re supposed to wave the towel you f*cking moron.”

A Misunderstanding of Biblical Proportions in the Bedroom
A wealthy young socialite was determined to marry her working-class boyfriend, much to her conservative mother’s dismay. Realizing she couldn’t stop the wedding, the mother took her daughter aside for one final, urgent piece of advice.

“Listen to me carefully,” the mother whispered dramatically. “Those people have highly unusual, perverse desires in the bedroom. Just promise me one thing: if he ever asks you to ‘roll over,’ you must refuse immediately!”

The daughter promised, the wedding went ahead, and the couple enjoyed a perfectly happy marriage.

Five years later, while lying in bed one night, the husband turned to his wife and smiled warmly. “Honey, let’s try something a little different tonight. I want you to roll over.”
The wife instantly recoiled in absolute horror, her mother’s warnings flashing through her mind. “Never!” she shrieked. “My mother warned me about your sick, twisted mind! That is disgusting! How dare you ask me to do something so filthy?!”

The husband blinked in utter confusion, looked at his furious wife, and asked:

“But honey… don’t you want us to have children?”

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If She Stayed In Italy To Raise The Child, He Would Also Provide Child Support Until The Child Turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. ‘Honey’, she said, ‘you received a very strange post card today’.

‘Oh, really? Let me see…’, he said. The wife gave it to him and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: ‘Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce.’