A 90-year-old man goes to the hospital for his routine physical exam. After running all the tests, the doctor walks into the room with a completely bewildered look on his face.

The doctor says, “Sir, you are a medical miracle! All of your stats are perfect. But what’s truly shocking is that your 22-year-old wife just called to report that she is pregn@nt. Do you have a secret?”

The old man smiles proudly, strokes his beard, and replies, “Oh, the secret is simple, doctor. I just keep my ‘engine’ running regularly. Every single day, I take my gun into the woods to hunt, and I never come home empty-handed!”

The doctor thinks for a moment, then calmly says, “Let me tell you a story. I have a friend who is also an expert hunter. One day, he was in such a rush to leave the house that instead of his hu-nting rifle, he accidentally grabbed a black umbrella.”

The old man listens intently. The doctor continues, “When he got deep into the woods, a massive grizzly bear suddenly jumped out in front of him.

Out of pure reflex, he pointed the umbrella at the bear, pretended to pull the trigger, and shouted, ‘BANG!’… Guess what happened next?”

The old man asks curiously, “The bear ran away?”

The doctor shakes his head, “No, the bear dropped dead right on the spot.”

The old man frowns in confusion, “That’s impossible! Someone else must have sh0-t that bear. An umbrella couldn’t possibly k*ll it!”

The doctor pats the old man on the shoulder and smiles, “Exactly! That is precisely my point, sir.”