A woman was 3 months Pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after 6 months.
The woman asked the doctor about her babies.
The doctor said “You had twins, a boy and a girl they’re both fine and your brother named them for you”
The woman replies with “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, NOT MY BROTHER, he’s an idiot!
What did he name the girl!?”
“Denise” the doctor answered
Oh, that’s actually not that bad!
“what about the boy?”
the woman replied doctor sighs deeply ”Denephew”
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