A pretty lady walked into a pet store and started chatting with the owner. She said, “I’d love a pet that matches my personality—fun, charming, and a bit unpredictable!”
The owner thought for a moment and replied, “How about a parrot? They can be vibrant, talkative, and even sassy!”
She smiled and said, “Perfect! I’ll take one! Just make sure it’s not too chatty—I don’t want it stealing my spotlight!”
The owner grinned, “Don’t worry, it’ll only repeat what you say… but I can’t guarantee it won’t add a flair of drama!”