A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…
… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.
His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” sighs the husband.
She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” says the wife.
“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?”
A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door. Son: “Mommy, may I ask…
An old man is selling watermelons… His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. “That’d…
In the relentless, often fleeting spotlight of public life, it is rare to find a bond that defies the passage of time—a partnership that feels less like…
A couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the floor….
A husband and wife came up with a secret code word so their 5-year-old daughter wouldn’t realize when they wanted some intimate adult time. They cleverly decided…
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks,…