An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.
As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips on the floor and he falls down.
As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says,
“If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn’t slip.”
The old man snaps back,
“Well, if your daddy did the same thing seven years ago, I would have a seat today!”
There is something undeniably magnetic about watching two people fall completely, unapologetically head-over-heels in love. We’ve all been there—that blissful, floating state where the rest of the…
You toss your favorite pair of jeans in the wash, predicting them to come out clean and fresh. But when you pull them from the dryer, you…
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?”…
A defense attorney, famous for being obnoxious and picking apart minor details, was cross-examining a forensic pathologist in court, attempting to dismiss the @utopsy report. The lawyer…
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came…
The Officer Was Ready to Hear an Excuse An old man was driving his Lambo with 100 miles/hour when suddenly he saw the police chasing him. So,…