A priest offered a Nun a lift

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”

The priest removed his hand.

But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”

The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.”

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said,

“Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Related Posts

Video: An Irishman was walking home late at night

Video: An Irishman was walking home late at night

An Irishman was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the dark shadows. ‘Twenty pounds,’ she whispers. Paddy had never been with a hooker…

A Farmer Was Taking Three Of His Donkeys.

A Farmer Was Taking Three Of His Donkeys.

A farmer was taking three of his donkeys to the market to sell them. On the way, he saw a river and decided to have a dip….

It’s Hard to Believe She’s 52: Just Take a Look at This Model’s Figure!

It’s Hard to Believe She’s 52: Just Take a Look at This Model’s Figure!

Allegra Cole’s story is unlike most in the modeling industry. While many models begin their careers in their late teens or early twenties, Allegra didn’t step into…

After making love, the man excused himself

After making love, the man excused himself

After making love, the man excused himself and went into the bathroom. When he returned, the woman sat up in bed and remarked, “I can tell you…

A man went to confession

A man went to confession

A man went to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church. ‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny…

Video: The phone started to ring.

Video: The phone started to ring.

A married couple had just crawled into bed on night when the phone started to ring. The man got up to answer it, “How the hell should…