Two old women were talking and exchanging notes


Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their sexual activities.

The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she was able to get her husband excited at
night by getting totally naked, lying in bed, and putting her two legs behind her head yoga style.

The second old woman thought that was a great idea, so that night she got totally naked and began the long
process of putting her two legs behind her head.

The first leg was kind of tough to put in place, as she was a bit arthritic, but she finally got it in place.

She was having an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head.

However, she had rocked back so hard that she flipped slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking
straight up in the air.

Moments after this happened, her husband came out of the bathroom.

“Gladys!” he exclaimed, “For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your teeth back in! You look like an asshxxle!!”

Related Posts

Why Do Jeans Get Weird Ripples After Washing?

Why Do Jeans Get Weird Ripples After Washing?

You toss your favorite pair of jeans in the wash, predicting them to come out clean and fresh. But when you pull them from the dryer, you…

A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning.

A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning.

A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?”…

The Lawyer Asked One Question Too Many

The Lawyer Asked One Question Too Many

A defense attorney, famous for being obnoxious and picking apart minor details, was cross-examining a forensic pathologist in court, attempting to dismiss the @utopsy report. The lawyer…

A woman sat down on a park bench

A woman sat down on a park bench

A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came…

The Officer Was Ready to Hear an Excuse

The Officer Was Ready to Hear an Excuse

The Officer Was Ready to Hear an Excuse An old man was driving his Lambo with 100 miles/hour when suddenly he saw the police chasing him. So,…

The Mule at the Funeral

The Mule at the Funeral

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him from morning until night. Breakfast was too late. The coffee was too weak. The tractor was too…