A Native American Applies for a Loan


The elderly Native American wanted a loan of $500, and a bank employee helped him with the application form that he needed to fill.

“What do you plan to do with the money, sir?” said the banker.

I want to buy silver, make jewelry, and then sell it,” he answered.

“What do you have to give as collateral?” asked the man in the suit.

“I don’t know what collateral is,” replied the other one.

“It’s something that has value and can cover the amount of money that you are taking. For example: Do you have a car?”

“Yes. A 1959 Chevrolet pick-up truck,” replied the indigenous man.

Shaking his head, the employee asked: “Maybe something else, what about cattle?”

“Yes, I have a horse,” he said.

And how old is your horse?”

“I have no idea, he has no teeth,” replied the Native American with concern.

In the end, the bank employee felt sure that this man was trustworthy and decided to lend him the $500.

Sometime later, the old man returned to the bank, pulled out a wad of bills, and said to the employee: “Here you have the payment of what I owe for the credit.”

The bank employee asked, “What do you plan to do with the rest of the money?

“I will keep it in my house,” replied the indigenous.

So the employee quickly asked: “Why don’t you deposit in my bank?”

“I have no idea what a deposit is.”

The bank employee explains, “Put your money in our bank, and we will take care of it. When you need to use it, you can withdraw it.

Then the Native American surrounded the desk to approach the employee and asked: “What do you have to give as collateral?”

LOL!! He is smart and can learn fast!

We hope you enjoyed this joke and had a great laugh. Have a nice day!

Related Posts

What Is Wrong With This Picture?

What Is Wrong With This Picture?

At first glance, this image looks completely normal. A smiling mother sits comfortably in a hospital bed, proudly holding her newborn baby. A doctor stands nearby, appearing…

The Mechanics of Virtue

The Mechanics of Virtue

Jacob and Jessica were deeply in love and completely on track for a beautiful marriage. There was only one glaring problem: Jessica’s stunning 20-year-old sister. She had…

Which sense is most closely linked to memory?

Which sense is most closely linked to memory?

The Ultimate Battle of Senses: Which One Rules Your Memory? Imagine you are walking down the street, and completely out of blue, a random sensation hits you….

A Sun-Soaked Mystery in St. Barts: This Beachside Moment Has Everyone Talking!

A Sun-Soaked Mystery in St. Barts: This Beachside Moment Has Everyone Talking!

The hiss of the Caribbean surf carries a specific, grounding velocity on the sun-drenched shores of St. Barts, a setting where the quiet, structured life of the…

Eat electricity

Eat electricity

A little boy asks his mother, “Mom, is it possible to eat electricity?” The mother says: ‘What? Where did you hear that? The boy replied: “Yesterday I…

Reality TV Personality Spotted in Rare Beach Moment: Who Is Sh?

Reality TV Personality Spotted in Rare Beach Moment: Who Is Sh?

The static hum of an edited broadcast carries a specific, grounding velocity when looking back at a final pocket of peace, a setting where the loud, hyper-pressurized…