Deciphering the Airline Uniform Code



A man was sitting alone in a quiet airport lounge when a gorgeous young woman in a crisp, elegant uniform walked in and sat at the table right next to him.

Figuring she must be an off-duty flight attendant, he decided to impress her by guessing her airline using their famous slogans.

He leaned over, gave her a smooth smile, and whispered the British Airways motto: “To fly, to serve?”

The woman looked at him blankly, saying nothing.

Undeterred, he sat back, thought for a moment, and leaned in again to try the Air France slogan: “Winning the hearts of the world?”

Again, she just stared at him, looking slightly annoyed and completely puzzled.

Determined to crack the code, he took a deep breath and tried the Malaysian Airlines motto: “Going beyond expectations?”

The woman glared at him, utterly fed up, and snapped, “What the fuck do you want?”

The man’s face lit up with instant recognition.

“Ah! United Airlines!”

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