A man was sitting alone in a quiet airport lounge when a gorgeous young woman in a crisp, elegant uniform walked in and sat at the table right next to him.
Figuring she must be an off-duty flight attendant, he decided to impress her by guessing her airline using their famous slogans.
He leaned over, gave her a smooth smile, and whispered the British Airways motto: “To fly, to serve?”
The woman looked at him blankly, saying nothing.
Undeterred, he sat back, thought for a moment, and leaned in again to try the Air France slogan: “Winning the hearts of the world?”
Again, she just stared at him, looking slightly annoyed and completely puzzled.
Determined to crack the code, he took a deep breath and tried the Malaysian Airlines motto: “Going beyond expectations?”
The woman glared at him, utterly fed up, and snapped, “What the fuck do you want?”
The man’s face lit up with instant recognition.
“Ah! United Airlines!”
