They Finally Realized What She Was Saying


They Finally Realized What She Was Saying

Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home.

They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman.

As they drove through the streets they kept asking the old woman where she lived,

all the old lady would say as she stroked the officers arm is, “You’re Passion@te.”

They drove awhile longer and asked again, but again the same response as she stroked his arm, “You’re Passion@te.”

The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman,

“Look we have driven around this city for two hours and you still haven’t told us where you live!”
She replied, “I keep trying to tell you, you’re passin it!”

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